The countdown is on: Netflix releases Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life in 28 days. After watching the new trailer about that many times, we have a pretty good idea about what to expect.
Dean still works at Doose’s Market. He wears a black trench coat (and only a black trench coat) to mourn the death of his hairline.
Logan decided to pick up guitar after being rejected by Rory. His first song? “Wonderwall.” He records it all on his Microsoft® Tablet.
Jess is a reporter for a newspaper. He keeps complaining about print media dying, but he secretly loves all those Buzzfeed personality quizzes.
Christopher is now a pig. He’s much more bearable that way.
Paris models Hillary Clinton’s new line of pantsuits (now available at Chico’s®) .
Lane fronts a new band called Lane Deserved Better. Their album goes platinum, and Lane gets everything she wanted out of life and more.
Rory reenacts Peggy Olson’s scenes from the last season of Mad Men, gains self confidence, and tells Mitchum Huntzberger to Go Fuck Himself .
Lorelei joins a cult for laughs and ends up sacrificing Kirk to the Almighty Goat God.
Emily gets super into Neutral Milk Hotel, joins a coed softball team, and gets a tattoo of a bird on her inner wrist.
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