if you're a masterpiece (i.e. big old mess)
January 9, 2017
I keep telling myself I am real. I am real. I exist.
December 6, 2016
Am I Dating Patrick Swayze, Or Are You Ghosting Me?
Just as cavemen evolved to have opposable thumbs, straight men in cyber-dating have evolved to deserve the middle finger.
November 16, 2016
Today’s Trump Takedown: Make the Call
We cannot let Steve Bannon, an alt-right white supremacist and anti-Semite, be Trump’s chief strategist.
October 27, 2016
What We Think Will (Probably) Happen in Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
Emily gets super into Neutral Milk Hotel.
October 24, 2016
Work B**ch: Samantha Hawes, Paranormal Investigator
So you want to be a paranormal investigator.
October 20, 2016
10 Men Who Respect You More than Donald Trump Does
"No one respects women more than me," says Donald Trump.
October 19, 2016
Looks Like Trouble: Medusa
If people turn to stone when they see you, that’s their own problem
October 16, 2016
I Guess I Have an Eating Disorder
I hate calling it an eating disorder. It feels so Degrassi: The Next Generation, like I’m a scene away from coming back from a run to my friends and family gathered around a coffee table, ready for my intervention.
October 10, 2016
A Girl Watches Movies Alone at Night: Queen of Katwe
Chess becomes one young girl’s path to a better life in this true-story uplifting drama from, amazingly, Disney Studios.
September 20, 2016
13 Questions We Need Answered in Zayn’s New Book
Full-on Monets is home to quite a few Zayn Malik enthusiasts.
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