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January 9, 2017
I keep telling myself I am real. I am real. I exist.
December 6, 2016
Am I Dating Patrick Swayze, Or Are You Ghosting Me?
Just as cavemen evolved to have opposable thumbs, straight men in cyber-dating have evolved to deserve the middle finger.
November 16, 2016
Today’s Trump Takedown: Make the Call
We cannot let Steve Bannon, an alt-right white supremacist and anti-Semite, be Trump’s chief strategist.
October 27, 2016
What We Think Will (Probably) Happen in Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
Emily gets super into Neutral Milk Hotel.
October 19, 2016
Looks Like Trouble: Medusa
If people turn to stone when they see you, that’s their own problem
October 16, 2016
I Guess I Have an Eating Disorder
I hate calling it an eating disorder. It feels so Degrassi: The Next Generation, like I’m a scene away from coming back from a run to my friends and family gathered around a coffee table, ready for my intervention.
October 10, 2016
A Girl Watches Movies Alone at Night: Queen of Katwe
Chess becomes one young girl’s path to a better life in this true-story uplifting drama from, amazingly, Disney Studios.
July 12, 2016
Free Soup for You
I approached the counter, a sort of tenderness rising within me one feels after being gifted free food.
April 14, 2016
Love Laryngitis (Or, How I Got My Voice Back)
I need to find ways to make myself happy, instead of putting that responsibility on someone else.
April 4, 2016
How to Survive Walking Alone If You’re a Woman
In the event of an assault, do not yell “help." “Fire” or “free pizza” will likely attract more attention.
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